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Lolly Roper is full of smarties. (boxofsmarties) wrote,
@ 2009-04-05 15:36:00

006.

Why are there no towels?
Why is the visitor's entrance to the Ministry of Magic via an out of order phonebooth? I mean, Muggles might be oblivious but isn't someone bound to notice people in robes are disappearing Clark Kent-style sometime or another, if not already?
Why are my reading glasses not in their case?
Why do we only have decaff instant coffee stocked in the pantry?
Why do people sit outside when it's going to rain and then complain to waitstaff that it's raining and they want to sit inside but there aren't any seats?
What happened to basic common sense?
Why does Harold Dingle use his journal now?

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likeswhite
2009-04-05 12:55 am UTC (link)

Maybe they're all in the wash or somebody needs to buy more?
Could be that the ministry think that muggles are stupid or something. Or could be that they don't care since it's not much of a distance to get to to oblivate suspecting muggles.
You're not already wearing them are you?
Maybe because there's been no grocery shopping or could be there's some plot afoot to stop everyone drinking the normal stuff?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't have anything to complain about
Probably got thrown out in the trash.

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	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 12:59 am UTC (link)
	~~Harold?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cadiot 2009-04-05 01:13 am UTC (link)
	~~Hahahahaha.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhodri. boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 01:21 am UTC (link)
	Shut UP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lollipop cadiot 2009-04-05 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I didn't even say anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cadiot. boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Your inkblots are mocking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lou-Lou cadiot 2009-04-05 07:22 am UTC (link)
	My inkblots are mocking? Someone's paranoid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cadiot, it's L-O-L-L-Y. boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 07:25 am UTC (link)
	And someone else is just asking to get hit. Hard. Very hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Whatever Louise. cadiot 2009-04-05 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Violence isn't the answer Lou. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You can call me that, Cadiot. boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 07:33 am UTC (link)
	Are you in your room right now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	How about Louie? cadiot 2009-04-05 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I should answer that question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

No. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 07:42 am UTC

I think it suits you. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 07:47 am UTC

Why on earth would you think something stupid like that? -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 08:11 am UTC

Because it's true. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 08:13 am UTC

That's not an actual reason. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 08:33 am UTC

How isn't it? -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 08:44 am UTC

It just isn't. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 08:59 am UTC

That's not an actual reason. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:07 am UTC

Quit copying my words. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:40 am UTC

Where they copyrighted to? -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 05:34 pm UTC

Absolutely. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 06:25 pm UTC

Is there anything you haven't copyrighted? -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 07:34 pm UTC

The things that I don't say. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 07:39 pm UTC

That doesn't leave much. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 07:44 pm UTC

Are you saying I say almost everything? -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 07:53 pm UTC

You talk so much that there's not much left. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 07:58 pm UTC

You're just not quick enough. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:06 pm UTC

I'm plenty quick. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:08 pm UTC

Where? In bed? -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:11 pm UTC

Picturing me in bed now, are you? -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:15 pm UTC

You did that on purpose. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:18 pm UTC

You wish, -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:20 pm UTC

No. Really. I don't. You're sick. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:24 pm UTC

You're the one who brought my bed up. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:28 pm UTC

How did questioning your stamina turn into THIS? -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:30 pm UTC

If you hadn't been thinking of me in bed this wouldn't have happened. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:34 pm UTC

I wasn't at all until you mentioned it. Ew. I'm not talking to you anymore. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:42 pm UTC

Now you can't stop thinking about it though. -

cadiot, 2009-04-05 09:53 pm UTC

I certainly can. You're the one who doesn't want me to stop. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 10:33 pm UTC

No, I really want you to stop, trust me. -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 12:10 am UTC

I already did, dumbass. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-06 12:13 am UTC

Good.. -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 01:04 am UTC

You wanted me to, didn't you? -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-06 01:06 am UTC

No, you just want me. -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 01:12 am UTC

You wish. You want me to want to want you. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-06 01:23 am UTC

Why would I want that? -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 01:37 am UTC

To boost your ego. Or worse. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-06 01:47 am UTC

I don't need you to boost my ego. -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 03:20 am UTC

You just want me to. -

boxofsmarties, 2009-04-06 08:45 am UTC

I wouldn't complain if you did. But not by you picturing me in bed, -

cadiot, 2009-04-06 06:02 pm UTC

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 12:59 am UTC (link)
	~~Shit.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 01:00 am UTC (link)
	~~Um.~~ ~~Hi?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't think you can throw something intangible into the rubbish bin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeswhite 2009-04-05 01:06 am UTC (link)
	That's because the rubbish bin itself is metaphorical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Why is the rubbish bin metaphorical, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeswhite 2009-04-05 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Because, otherwise you couldn't throw away things like basic common sense, free will, peace etc etc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 01:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Don't tempt me with this discussion. I can't~~ Then the world would be a better place without said metaphorical rubbish bins. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeswhite 2009-04-05 01:49 am UTC (link)
	I suppose it would. ~~Probably better still if people couldn't get drunk.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 08:17 am UTC (link)
	Yes. ~~Oh, God, this is so awkward.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeswhite 2009-04-05 08:35 am UTC (link)
	~~Riiight...~~ Um... how are you? ~~Well, let's hope to god I don't have to give interviews anytime soon 'How are you?' bah... stupid stupid thing to ask the girl who's been avoiding you for months~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-05 08:49 am UTC (link)
	~~You really want to have a conversation? Can we not?~~ Fine. You? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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likeswhite, 2009-04-05 08:55 am UTC

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boxofsmarties, 2009-04-05 09:01 am UTC

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likeswhite, 2009-04-05 09:03 am UTC

	simplysusan 2009-04-06 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I can help with the first; there are fourteen different shades to choose from at E's, and I have to admit... they're exceedingly soft. One learns these things, refolding displays daily after people shake them all apart. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	boxofsmarties 2009-04-06 08:44 am UTC (link)
	If I bring you an excellent cup of coffee, will I get a discount? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	simplysusan 2009-04-06 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	A peppermint chamomile tea can get you ten percent, as long as you don't stop in between two and three! (Reply to this) (Parent)